10 exasperating things that befuddles me.
1.) A writer writes a tome documenting his ordeal of Writer's Block.
2.) A (insert relevant Silver screen award) winner lists possibly, the entire human race in his thank-you speech and end off with "everyone else"
3.) An obviously drunk continually denying he's indeed drunk.
4.) Marleen thinking that turpentine = terrapin. (An inside joke)
5.) You call a customer service hotline 10 times just to hear a pre-ecorded "We value our customers, that's why we put you on hold..."
6.) A customer enquiring for a vegetarian burger in a restaurant owned by Kentucky Fried Chicken.
7.) MacDonald's labelling its Mayonnaise satchets with "Real Mayonnaise"
8.) 2 obese kids suing MacDonald's for apparently causing them to be obese.
9.) U2 lends pop appeal by autographing limited edition Ipod Minis while Creative responds with a personal signature from the Creative honcho himself.
10.) Malaysia welcomes Malaysia-bound commuters on the Causeway with a "Welcome" signboard whereas Singapore extends its hospitality through a signboard warning that Drug traffikers will be hanged.
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