How are you doing, continuing your poppy's legacy? Fine? Yeah i suppose too.The trial of Saddam is on the news everywhere. what's that y' say? No such fella? Oh you refer to him as Sadammit? i see...
Say... you are being gracious too, offering a truckload of barristers from your own Justice Department to lend defense to that joker. Huh? oh, you meant it as a helloween trick? oh, i should've known... As a phoney defense right? Got y' there...
Oh yeah, the Assad Govt in Syria is getting shaking by the minute owing to the assasination of a certain prominent figure. What's your take on this issue? Hey... isn't that a copy of a dossier in your hands? Lets see what it reads on the cover... "A documentation of strategic oil reserves in Syria" Oh, getting a bit ambitious, texan cowboy? Oh, just business acumen...
Wow Mr President, it's been an eye-opener so far... Then are you going to do anything about America's enviromental conservation efforts? Alright, got your point there. Kyoto is bullshit? Hey that sounds suspiciously like someone's name don't you think bushy? But surely the astronomical fiscal spending, the ballooning trade deficit with China and the eyebrow-raising tax cuts amounting to $1 trillion have got you all flustered? Not a problem? Really? Oh you need to consult your father on these? Oh i see...
Wow really Mr 43rd President sir, it is really a pleasure and so much of an eye-opener talking to you. Would you excuse me while i just retrieve my eyeballs on the floor? And i heard you are publishing a new book soon? What is it titled, care to share sir? Oh wow! it is called " How to hoodwink the electorate". And sorry could you repeat that blabbering you had earlier? Oh, the book is only miraculous and applicable to the USA? Oh okay, point noted... Thank you and hope to see you next time sir!
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