Monday, February 23, 2009

you know wad i talking or not?

i know what i know and hence in a way i know what i dont know. If you ask me something and i don't know about it, i will tell you i dont know. I dont know what i dont know which makes sense cos not knowing means that i am oblivious to its presence in our world so how the heck am i supposed to know that i dont know that bugger information?

however i think that i should know what i dont know cos thats what life is about. try to know as many dontknows in life right? oei you know what i talking about anot? tsk tsk. But i am not sure whether i will be able to master the unknown because getting to know something you don't know is something not easy. who knows really?

As a tuition teacher, i ought to know everything that my student ask. Even when i really don't know, i must pretend and act that i know. Somehow actually i dont know but then along the way, i know that smoking sometimes work. Sometimes i manage to make friends with what i dont know and thus pull of the pretense that i know. The student who dont know anything about the fact that i dont know but act like i dont know, still don't know what is happening.

However, later on i teach her the correct things and then she knows. If i am lucky, very quickly she will know what i am talking about. If Lokki is in a bad mood that day, then i know... it takes quite a long time before she really know what i am talking about and know what she needs to know for the particular student. But generally speaking, i know more than my students do and they do know this and think i know everything under the sun. This is very odd actually right but do you know? I know quite alot of things under the sun but these alot of things dont know me? So sad right? So much for me taking the trouble to know them.

When you are with girls... AHAHAHA. You must really know alot of things. Because generally guys know alot of know-how that girls dont know. But actually it isn't fair you know. This is because the girls do know alot of things and they know this fact for real. However to the guys, what the girls know is useless and they might as well dont know such things if given a choice. And it goes the same for the girls towards the guys regarding what the guys know. They know this know that but does he know about what i want? hrmph! DONT KNOW! aiyoyo HK liao, why this stupid guy dont know sia? Dont know must also act that he know mah!

Despite this being said, sometimes the guy must pretend he know kacang puteh when in fact he know. For example, when it comes to the exercising of options. It is just like elections in Bangalapore. We all know who is going to be elected, then election all pretend dont know anything and go *TOI! the vote ballot to vote. (*YOUR VOTE IS SACRED AND CONFIDENTIAL) YAH... WE KNOW WE KNOW~
Ya back to the exercising of options. So it basically it means that you must know that it is important to let the girl know that you know the importance of allowing her to make a choice. Don't know? kk now limpeh ka ler kong liao, so you know. *Say you know... (Good boy/girl/whatever...) Cos ah wa ka li kong... if you know this and still ngeh ngeh assume you know everything hor... HOR HOR! you will know what will happen to you. What will happen? I dont know? So Misters, you all must know k.

Then as students also one kind in Singapore. Sometimes you sit through the lecture and end up you dont know what the siao eh is talking about. You see the gong kia sitting next to you look like he dont know right? HEH HEH! He KNOW okay! He keep nodding his head. Then sometimes lecturers dont know what they are talking about sometimes cos they are confused momentarily. Okay lah, let us give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they know lah. They know too much things so sometimes they sometimes dont know how to explain in a very simple manner to us idiots who dont know anything. The lecture notes are you know... fantastically youknowwhat luh. Written like you know everything like that. So brief until you think you can find the the teh kor brand on the notes (you know i cracking joke anot? dont know??? kok you till you know!)

Then during exams wah seh HALLEJUJAH! NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO DO except the fucking ah tiongs who know everything under the sun. Normally act like dont know like that. Ask them for help for simple question... dont know! dont know! Dont know my ass lah dont know. Eh scarly they really know my ass sia. kk better dont say cos i scared they know of this post then they do youknowwhat to me. I know i paranoid lah but you know that time Virginia Tech this chinaman think he know
杜辜九剑 then despite knowing he will pay the price with the death penalty, still go and hack off the head of a student!! i think this mofo dont know how to spell death.

Aiya know so much later in life still uplorry. You know nuts also same way uplorry. So what is the difference? Actually you know... the meaning of the difference comes from you. If you know what i mean, you can bring in your own meaning to make the difference distinct so that you know that there is a difference. So actually knowing is still better than not knowing. You better know k.

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