Probably noone else other than Urong knows what the hell I am up to this few days again. God... I really don't wish to have another piece of history repeat itself in my face. I am going to read Chemistry Engineering in NUS not History. Even as I type, I feel like I am sinking into some sort of delusion with a song that just can't stop playing in my mind. I tried cleaning up my mind with a run just now, in the cool night but it seems that this surefire fix failed. So much for being a surefire method.
Okay, I am so gonna tell myself not to push things faster than they are supposed to be. Being the usual impatient fool that I am, I suspect that I am going to be the next guy after Einstein to prove Newton's Laws of Motions wrong. And that's not going to be funny at all, no laudable feat mind you. Calm down Eric, just calm down!
Okay, okay... I just spoke my first words to her yesterday, got her number today and went for lunch together with her after that. If not for Murphy's Law, I won't be sitting now fretting about this right now. Everything just went too well for goodness's sake! Good thing that you spoke to me Urong. If being in Love allows you to take flight dangerously, then what you've done is to put me back firmly on ground again. I just need someone to slap me real hard now! Just to make sure that I don't stupidly commit the very same mistake again. It's no fun treading down the same dark alley in the full knowledge that something bad is gonna happen.
Okay... right. Well, let's sum up the fundamental rules of the thumb that I should abide to at any moment. These will form the central dogma that will govern the conduct of my relation with her. Which means that at any point in time, no matter how deep the stupor I'm in, I have to recall these rules by hook or by crook. To hardwire it all in, simply said.
Dear Eric,
1. Don't RUSH! Take things easy as with the course of Nature. Nobody ever said that whirlwind courtships earn you speeding tickets but neither should you best an Olympic record, if there were any.
2. Spare a thought for her feelings you goon!
3. Create the proper atmosphere before asking her out on a date. And do that only after you both feel comfortable with each other. Please, don't make that date any time too soon alright? You knew her for barely 2 days for goodness's sake!
4. Don't keep talking to her on every single opportunity slobberchops! Give some cooloff time and this will help make the time you spend with her seem more vibrant since you can conserve precious and interesting conversational topics.
~Concerned readers and friends, if you think you can help... please contribute to this list via the tagboard to your right... many thanks!
Warmest Regards
Eric :D
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