Good news...

I'm pleased to announce that my standard of living at Mt Barebones has risen by some respectable notches with the arrival of a wonderful appliance known humbly as the bar fridge. With this partner in hand, i can now enjoy Banana Nut Crunch from Post everyday if i want... Whoops!

Secondly... CPC has officially sanctified my promotion which allows me to leapfrog from Private directly to Corporal, Which means other than an increased allowance, Guard 2IC duties instead of prowling duties... I can now produce a CORPOREAL Patronus!! Alright!!

Haha... As you can observe from above, allegorically speaking, the corporal rank offers poor operators "shelter" enshrined in the form of two smoothly curved umbrellas... The act of banding 2 "umbrellas" lends strength to the entire perception... This helps the servicemen weather and rough out rain of filth otherwise euphemistically known as waste clearance... In comparison, 3rd Sergeants have a harder time... Their rank comprises of 3 upright chevrons banded together which vaguely reminds someone of a canal. It is analogous to a drainage channel commonly associated with the collection of waste. This somewhat signifies that the 3SG is a powerful lightning rod for "work"...