About girls

There's going to be heavy reference to a conversation i had with Urong the previous weekend. We were walking around Yishun and sat down near Block 737 where we soon talking about his life in the army so far. It was grim and drab considering that he had just been posted to an active Armour unit. Right.

Then he suddenly asked me about things that i hate about girls. Apparently, he read about Jeanne's and Jasper's blogs. I was really stunned. Usually, i'm a highly bothersome creature and i spot faults in people as easily as a bird foraging for worms. But now with the conversation suddenly switched to this, i really didn't know what to do say. Maybe this is a vindication of what Urong always advocated. I'm biased. I do treat gals much better than guys.

After a long silence in which the conversation was threatening to stall, i finally dug up one.... Smoke, i can't accept the girl smoking. There was no need to elaborate. I guess i hate cigarette smoke ever since i was a kid- i was scretly wishing for a blanket ban on tobacco then already.

Uh huh! Another one? Oddly, Urong begn to resemble Rita Skeeter with his zeal to pry out even more of such nonsense... I began to understood what Harry felt in the dastardly broom cupboard. Umm err... Before i could continue farther, he jumped the gun by declaring that he can't absolutely stand girls acting cute and all. Something in my body beckon me to agree. I did. "Yeah" True anyway. I did view such girls with derision. Such girls in my opinion would make ideal occupants of Gingerbread House. So sugary, they would turn anyone within a mile, diabetic...

After the prompting, i gave another one. Girls who are coquettish... Absolute turn off. Well i do accept that in a relationship between a guy and a girl, there's bound to be some instances of flirting and being from Venus as girls are, they would sometimes flirt around a bit and so on. I think this is normal unless you are referring to the relationship between the Pope and a nun. Then well, i suppose. What i can't accept is outright scandalous behaviour, a girl doing the Lewinsky. Can you imagine someone practically swooning about every male she sees? Simply amorous behaviour... Could have made fast friends with a nympho i tell you...

After that, i was mind blank. I couldn't think of more things to say. I guess my demon was playing again. My inferiority complex that dictates me not to ask too much of girls that i meet. Just a speculation... i might be wrong...

After acknowledging that no more threads could be created in this particular conversation, Urong changed tack by modifying the question. What would make me take a double on a girl? I was mildly amused...

[To be continued...]