Question

Imagine this scenario... [A ton of dry ice sublimes...]

You are at a food court which is moderately packed. You order your dinner and take a seat. In the monotonous routine of eating, your subconscious decides that it's getting too boring and thus order you to go into the power saving mode. You oblige readily and proceeded to stone. However for some miraculous reasons yet to be known, you continue spooning yourself food and consume it in a highly sychronised manner. The total effect is that you look like an idiot...

Unknowingly, you stone directly in the face of a quite good looking lady... After approximately half hour later, she walks up to you and roused you from your screen saver. You are stunned beyond words. You expect a slap any moment but all she did was to give you her handphone number.

How would you react? ( )

1.blurt "huh!?"
2.apologise...
3.lol
4.Run away...

(For respondents who indicated 4, pls kindly fill up an application form to enrol for monastery right away, thank you)