Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Listen up!

Bon Voyage!



Now now people... we know that mosquitoes are highly rampant nowadays don't we? In fact i was told that my own residential block is a red spot itself. Never mind about that though...

Let me switch your focus to the "virtual" mozzie infestation that i discovered of late... Scientists are scratching their neuronic heads and arguing for the cause of this. Political leaders are baffled and emulating their taiwanese counterparts in their chair-throwing antics...Preliminary investigations so far have faintly identified the cause of this. The pepetrators-bloggers who have yet to post blog entries for a long time.

Apparently, their blogs have fallen into disuse resulting in a sinewy, cobweby and danky environment, highly favourable for mozzie proliferation! In fact, i'm almost certain that it's going to be a full-blown pandemic if nobody is going to do anything.

Clean up your act today!




The list of offenders has been drawn up. In ascending order, in increasing degree of severity as we approach the bottom, we have: (drum rolls...)

You're identified as a suspect!




1.)Ng Weili a.k.a. Yozzy the design whiz
2.)Chan Yong Chuan a.k.a Rye the Shepherd
3.)Tara Tan a.k.a. the Tai Tai
4.)Lin Dan Qing a.k.a. Dan the Man
5.)Marleen a.k.a The Kraken Queen

You've been warned... Next time it will be this!

Jail!



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