Grouses

Contrary to my title, i'm very happy today... That's why i'm posting 3 blogs today! Yay!


(choir:ALL RIGHT!)
Anyway the title has got something to do with i'm sharing with you now. Which happens to be my top few grouses of all time...


Number 5.
People who walk very slowly in packed pavements esp. those in shopfront 5 foot ways and keep tempting you to leopard crawl your way through. The worse things is that in their window shopping, these fellas who happen to be senior aunties will suddenly chump brake without any warning, causing you to chump brake as well...obnoxious


Number 4.
Those ruddy idiots who cycle on pavements and better still, ring their bells loudly as if they are tolling bells for the church. wth... don't these goons know that it's an OFFENCE to do so? Policemen can issue summons for $20 to these stinky offenders. But it seems that i'm the only one who knows of this... Sigh. Ya before i forget. Folks in Singapore will know that our humble pavements consist of a concrete and a metal portion along its breadth. I have really no clue why these gong gongs have to cycle on the concrete portion.
If Only i have a wand... you know, Avada Kedvara....


Number 3.
Motorcyclists on the roads. These pesky goons always weave in and out of traffic as if they are the descendants of Zhi Nv.(you know Nu Lang and Zhi Nv?) This not only endanger themselves but also put other road users at risk of accidents. Secondly, they always have a bad habit of driving on the lane marking itself. Duh! Drive within the lane is a huge problem is that right? When they don't keep a safe distance from parallel traffic, they risk ending up as mincemeat under the grinding wheels of monstrous vehicles when negotiating bends.


Number 2.
Queue jumpers. If they are so great, why don't they appeal to SSC to be nominated for the high jumping event in SEA Games? The brazen and brusque way that characterise these people's modus operandi is simply astonishing.


Number 1.
The champion that deserve this accolade of course is none other than stinking and blasting motorists who resort to parking illegally in front of other decent motorists when there is no more lots available in a carpark. Besides making the carpark more congested, these idiots also effectively seal off the road to people who are trapped. And there's no way of moving until that bastard comes back. Humpf! But i had the experience of seeing one obnoxious Merc park across a monstrous 10 tonner earthmover. The driver must have been waiting for hours, judging from his livid expression. Then i think he simply ram his lorry onto the Merc... Wah... Oh B Good!!!