Smell? What smell you say?

I was reading someone's blog about a particular entry-MRTtique whe i suddenly recall an absolutely horrifying, skin crawling, hair standing, eye popping, and well... spine tingling experience i had on the MRT.

It was sometime back, i believe around a month ago. I was in the MRT with blur blur cos we were on our way from Aljunied to "t"asper's house for mahjong. When we were at Ang Mo Kio station, two fellas from my former school came swaggering into our carriage. It was very clear that they were from AJC from the ubiquitous and obiang yellow-cloth-patched-onto-blue PE shirt that they were wearing.

I immediately saw that they were from hockey club as the 2 fellas were wielding two wooden sticks. And next, i was to learn a very terrifying lesson on diffusion. At Yio Chu Kang Station, i began to notice a very distinctive odour. (Notice that i didn't even bother using the more generic term- smell) I stole a look at Marleen just to be sure that i hadn't turned into Scooby Doo so as to pick up low signal smells. No... i was still a human and still am... She looked very normal too. Woah, i thought it is always said that girls are very super duper sensitive like in this case to smell? Eh No, she was still bumming around and eyeballing around like those NPC fellas in Diablo II.

*Slap hand on forehead* fine... she wins... By the time we reached Lower Peirce Reservoir, i was behaving as if i was reenacting the sarin attack on Tokyo subway. Every whiff of air-conditioned air was filled with god-knows-what! OMG hit head on metal poles *thunk *thunk *thunk... Amidst the blurred vision and the flock of golden birds of Ku Y'leh flying above me, i proceeded to check the response of blur blur again.. (fyi blur blur is midgal if it's not obvious)

She gave me a very innocent look coupled with a genuinely startled-what-happened-just-now look... (Everybody in carriage except for blur blur and the 2 siber smelly fellas, fall down on floor) Get real man! I was contemplating asking her like dat...
with expected reply from blur blur

happily:erm, do your sensory organs not pick up anything?
blurblur:huh? what happened?
happily:slap forehead************* are you so steadfast to AI's motto Tolerance and Co-operation?
blurblur:huh?

On hindsight, i was glad i didn't. Imagine the headlines on Wanbao and Xinmin that evening... "Northbound train between Yishun and Yio Chu Kang derailed due to a carriage of passengers falling down twice during the journey"

And i promise you big and bold in red with sound effects *crash *crash* dots...

Back to my juniors, i'm absolutely flabberghasted and shellshocked.. I mean can't they have the decency to bathe and have a fresh set of clothes before leaving school? Why? After prime, AJ has no money to service utility bills is it? Ai yoh (agonisingly fall to ground) tolong tolong la, pls dun xia sui AJ la even though i dun have much to say about my former alma mater... Imagine passengers from neighbouring carriages albeit at the border, started covering their nostrils...

The thing took a hilarious twist when a little boy of about 7 exclaimed loudly about the rubbishman being on the train.. I literally lol, contemplated rofl but didn't. But blur blur, she remain like huh? throughout the whole time lor... i ended up seriously entertaining thoughts of purchasing a forehead guard to prevent injuries from me slapping forehead too many times..

and in case blur blur you are reading, i dun mean to humiliate you okay, i just seriously wanted to poke fun at you okay? hahaha...And, Mr Tan Teck Wee, pls do something about this if you chance about this alright? I think the school's reputation is already far down the drain, in the sea... Wah... long entry again. What to do?